In my defense, I take the recycling for all 3 apartments upstairs. Except that I’m pretty sure one neighbor has no idea I do this and Alison and I are still the biggest boozers I know.
note: We are hardly ever drunk. We just drink beer for dinner, and lunch, and sometimes breakfast (Dear Pale Ale, you go deliciously with my french toasty toast). Seriously, in our fridge we have milk, condiments, beer, and vegetables, and neither of us actually DRINK milk.